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My name is Jordan Belfort. I’m a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside Queens. This year I turned 26 as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made 49 millions dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.

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And then you’ll know for sure that you finally found a broker on wall street that you can trust and who can consistently make you money.  Kevin you give me one shot here on a bluechip stock like Kodak and believe me Kevin, the only problem you’re gonna have is that you didn’t buy more. Sound fair enough?

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"I like your smile….It would look GREAT, wrapped around my dick."

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deppparty:

leddeppelin:

roses are johnny depp

violets are johnny depp

depp

johnny depp

What a beautiful poem

By Tim Burton

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slugly:

linday lohans ‘sex list’ which she publicly said was 100% real
this girl has slept with EVAN PETERS ASHTON KUTCHER JAMES FRANCO & RYAN PHILLIPPE
she is my fucking hero, 🙏

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altrutix:

thismissatomicbomb:

I love how Harry just genuinely likes Luna. Not in a romantic way, but in a “I don’t know how or why but I get you and you get me and I’d be honored to call you a friend and if anyone messes with you I’ll wallop them” kind of a way. I think he just marvels at her level of don’t give a fuck and her absolute sense of self. And then he and Ginny partially name their daughter after her (Lily Luna) and that to me is just fucking precious.

You have to at least ship their friendship.

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bronzedpearlsx:

There has NEVER been anything more true than this.

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catp0rn:

kdramapanda:

My cat loves watching the water fill up in the bathtub and now he’s refused to leave.

HES SO CUTE

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